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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Groundhawg on July 14, 2018, 12:14:34 am

Title: Cowboy visits town.
Post by: Groundhawg on July 14, 2018, 12:14:34 am

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his
first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park
my old truck in the corral," Joe began.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more
worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.
"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.
"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said
when I sat down beside her."

Title: Re: Cowboy visits town.
Post by: herbhome on July 14, 2018, 12:18:04 am

 :smile: :smile:

Title: Re: Cowboy visits town.
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 14, 2018, 08:41:27 am

 :cheesy:

Title: Re: Cowboy visits town.
Post by: iddee on July 14, 2018, 10:53:57 pm

 :grin:

Title: Re: Cowboy visits town.
Post by: qa33010 on September 30, 2018, 10:48:59 pm

 :cheesy: