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Title: Secure your home
Post by: Spur9 on March 08, 2018, 11:12:34 am
A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion.
I suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.
A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work..............


Title: Re: Secure your home
Post by: herbhome on March 08, 2018, 07:17:18 pm
 :smile: :smile: :smile:
Title: Re: Secure your home
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 11, 2018, 11:15:51 pm
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: Secure your home
Post by: Acebird on March 12, 2018, 09:22:36 am
What is missing is the rope.
You place the shells on a hard floor like ceramic or slate.  In the dark the perpetrator slips and falls cracking his head on the floor.  Before he comes to tie him up.
 Then you place the two clips on either side of the scrotum and use the 9 mm to slowly twist the two clips until his eyes pop out.  No need to kill him, he won't come back.  There is a good chance none of his friends will either.
Title: Re: Secure your home
Post by: Sledin on March 12, 2018, 09:48:52 am
In Canada we are supposed to just call the police, telling them you have "a nine millimetre, two magazines and a full box of shells" might get them to respond hours faster.
To protect the invader


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Title: Re: Secure your home
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 12, 2018, 10:42:07 am
What is missing is the rope.
You place the shells on a hard floor like ceramic or slate.  In the dark the perpetrator slips and falls cracking his head on the floor.  Before he comes to tie him up.
 Then you place the two clips on either side of the scrotum and use the 9 mm to slowly twist the two clips until his eyes pop out.  No need to kill him, he won't come back.  There is a good chance none of his friends will either.
Too funny.
Jim
Title: Re: Secure your home
Post by: Ben Framed on June 06, 2019, 12:20:12 am
What is missing is the rope.
You place the shells on a hard floor like ceramic or slate.  In the dark the perpetrator slips and falls cracking his head on the floor.  Before he comes to tie him up.
 Then you place the two clips on either side of the scrotum and use the 9 mm to slowly twist the two clips until his eyes pop out.  No need to kill him, he won't come back.  There is a good chance none of his friends will either.

HAA Ha Good one Ace!!