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Quotes to remember
« on: September 18, 2016, 11:15:14 pm »
Quotes to remember

I try to find humor in everything.  Except maybe rocks, they are just not very funny.

Handy as a pocket on a shirt.

Skinning a squirrel fast is good, doing it with out leaving any hairs on is even better.

Notes on mules ? off mule is away from the driver. Near (neigh) is closet to the driver.  Gee-right; Haw-left; Whoa-stop; Get-up-go forward.

Like a dog guarding a bone tree.

Mean as a Doberman in a junk yard.

Change directions faster than a greyhound with six legs.

More fun than watching a fight at a flea market.

You are so hot.  Hot as a June bug on the hood of a 57 Chevy. In July.

Slick as a wet catfish.

Lick sweat from a rental bowling shoe.

Sound like thunder and move like lighting.

Sharp a #2 pencil on the first day of school.

See through that like a glass bikini.

Y-you, W-Why, I-In, E-End

Our family is like fudge, Sweet with a few nuts.
Gracious words are like a honey comb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.  Proverbs 16:24

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Re: Quotes to remember
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2016, 09:40:46 am »
""Hot as a June bug on the hood of a 57 Chevy. In July.""

Cold as a witch's left breast.

Cold as a well digger's butt in January.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2016, 12:36:23 pm »
Happy as a three legged dog in a fire hydront factory.
Takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
Back when moby dick was a minnow.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2016, 03:05:37 pm »
"Might as well, can't dance, and it's too wet to plow..."
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2016, 08:41:22 pm »

   It?s no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2016, 08:44:01 pm »

  interesting one Michael, do you use a plough to plow ?
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2016, 10:11:15 am »
> interesting one Michael, do you use a plough to plow ?

It's a "southernism".  My grandpa (who used to plow with mules) used to have a lot of sayings... like:

"I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been cut"
While sitting on a bench and almost falling off "Ain't no cantle on this saddle"
"He's all hat and no cattle"
"If you haven?t fallen off a horse?then you haven?t been ridin' long enough."
"If wishes were dishes we'd all eat on china plates"
"since heck was a pup"
"finer'n frog hair"
"When he said jump we asked how far on the way up..."
"slow as molasses in January"
"just because a cat has kittens in the oven doesn't make 'em biscuits..."




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Re: Quotes to remember
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2016, 12:17:51 pm »
I like this one:
"He's all hat and no cattle"
Jim
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2016, 02:48:22 pm »
He also used to say things like "go wash your front feet, it's time to eat"
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Re: Quotes to remember
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2016, 08:29:30 pm »
Don't know if this one will make it:
Like a dark girl's left breast- it's not right and it's not fair.

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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2016, 08:38:51 pm »


Cold as a witch's left breast.



In a snow bank up to her neck!

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2016, 09:00:01 pm »
Welcome to the father the son and the holy ghost, who ever eats the fastest gets the most.

Your tounge is longer then your arm.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2016, 09:22:34 pm »
Caught between a dog and a fire hydrant


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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2016, 09:48:10 pm »
Dinner prayer....

Good bread, good meat.
Gettin' late, let's eat.


Quote from the movie, Thunder Road.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2016, 10:00:23 pm »
Here is a dinner prayer that our parish priest said at our house before dinner:
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yea God.
My mom was floored.
Father said that he heard it from the old parish priest at his first church as a priest.
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2016, 10:17:13 pm »
Some real good ones.  Keep 'um coming.
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2016, 10:25:14 pm »
Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar,and your generosity is exceeded only by your good looks and your grand personality.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2016, 01:06:32 pm »
"Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar,and your generosity is exceeded only by your good looks and your grand personality."
I used to have a friend in the Navy that said this all the time but he added in "and a horse thief" after scholar.
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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2016, 01:49:59 pm »
Tough titty said the kitty but the milks still good.
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2016, 03:45:44 pm »
In polluted purgatory without proper means of locomotion.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2016, 04:23:21 pm »
It's too hot to swim
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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2016, 04:29:59 pm »
Punctuation is important.

It's time to eat, Grandma.

It's time to eat Grandma.
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« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2016, 07:42:18 pm »
slicker than owl s__t.
be on you faster than duck on a june bug.
good god , good grub, good gracious lets eat.

and when there is beans on the table:

amen and pass the the ammo.


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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2016, 08:30:02 pm »
I'll be on you like white on rice, mister, and that's all over.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2016, 07:33:13 pm »

     Its like the axe that's had two new blades and three new handles but otherwise is just as it was when grandfather bought it ! !
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« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2016, 06:05:36 pm »
slicker than owl s__t.
be on you faster than duck on a june bug.
good god , good grub, good gracious lets eat.

and when there is beans on the table:

amen and pass the the ammo.

Thought you might like to read the story behind the quote "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition".

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" is an American patriotic song written by Frank Loesser and published as sheet music in 1942 by Famous Music Corp. The song was a response to the attack on Pearl Harbor that marked United States involvement in World War II.  On December 7, 1941 ? which President Franklin D. Roosevelt would memorably name ?a date which will live in infamy? on the following day ? hundreds of Japanese warplanes made a deadly surprise attack on the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii.

When the crew of the heavy cruiser USS New Orleans rushed on deck they saw devastation all around them.  Not far away, a huge cloud of smoke was rising from the battleship USS Arizona and it was sinking.  Beyond the Arizona, the USS Oklahoma was rolling over. Sailors were jumping from its sides.  Another nearby battleship, the USS West Virginia, was badly damaged and sagging amidships.

The New Orleans was docked for repairs when the attack occurred. As usual during repairs, the ship?s electricity was temporarily coming through a power cable from the shore.  Soon after they came on deck, the crew began firing the cruiser?s guns at Japanese planes.  But when they needed more ammunition they discovered that the power cable to shore had been cut, making the electric ammunition hoist inoperable.
Undeterred, the men formed lines and began carrying the heavy shells to the guns by hand. As they did, ship chaplain Lieutenant Howell M. Forgy walked along the deck encouraging them, shouting ?Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!?  The Japanese pilots eventually flew away after sinking nine U.S. ships and damaging 21 others. Their attack killed 2,350 Americans, including 1,177 sailors on the USS Arizona.

The next day, America officially entered World War II.
In the months that followed, word spread about the memorable line shouted by a chaplain during the Pearl Harbor attack.  It's the title of a song by Frank Loesser, and is a reference to a chaplain who allegedly walked among the sailors of the USS New Orleans, while they were engaged in battle with the Japanese at Pearl Harbor on the "day that will live in infamy". Sailors report that he was patting the men on their shoulders and telling them to "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."

The song describes a chaplain ("sky pilot") being with some fighting men who are under attack from an enemy. He is asked to say a prayer for the men who were engaged in firing at the oncoming planes. The chaplain puts down his Bible, mans one of the ship's gun turrets and begins firing back, saying,

"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition".
Down went the gunner, a bullet was his fate
Down went the gunner, and then the gunner's mate
Up jumped the sky pilot, gave the boys a look
And manned the gun himself as he laid aside the Book, shouting

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free
Praise the Lord and swing into position
Can't afford to be a politician
Praise the Lord, we're all between perdition
And the deep blue sea
Yes, the sky pilot said it, you gotta give him credit
For a son of a gun of a gunner was he
Shouting, 'Praise the Lord, we're on a mighty mission
All aboard, we ain't a-goin' fishin'
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free'

According to writer Jack S. McDowell, the famous phrase is generally credited to "a chaplain," said to be manning the guns of a ship under attack.
 For some time, long after Pearl Harbor, stories and reports surfaced about an incident involving this apocryphal "sky pilot", who was said to have uttered the words "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition".

The stories eventually made their way through the servicemen and back to the press. This, as McDowell noted, led some writers to erroneously identify other chaplains as author of the phrase. Nonetheless, the real chaplain, Howell Forgy, was aboard the USS New Orleans during the Japanese attack. He was a Lieutenant that Sunday morning in December, 1941.

An officer in charge of an ammunition line on the USS New Orleans during the attack said that, "I heard a voice behind me saying, 'Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.' I turned and saw Chaplain Forgy walking toward me, along the line of men. He was patting them on the back and making that remark to cheer and keep them going. I know it helped me a lot, too."
Another lieutenant said that thereafter, when the men heard the song, they would kid Chaplain Forgy about the role he played, encouraging him to set the record straight about who actually said what. According to the same officer the chaplain would decline, modestly claiming he felt, "... the episode should remain a legend, rather than be associated with any particular person." Author McDowell noted that reporters eventually were permitted to interview the men of the USS New Orleans involved in the "ammunition" story. Chaplain Forgy's superior officers set up a meeting with members of the press and at last, the real story of the song and the man who had inspired it was confirmed.

Presumably the "Praise the Lord" was in thanks for having spared these lives during the initial attack on Pearl Harbor which, of course, killed many. "Pass the ammunition" is clearly a reminder that, after taking that moment to praise the lord, there remained work to be done, namely, fighting off the ongoing attack.

"Pass the ammunition" is clearly a reminder that, after taking that moment to praise the lord, there remained work to be done, namely, fighting off the ongoing attack.







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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2016, 01:38:18 am »
i truly liked the histroy behind the line. but as with alot of families with small children it was hard to explain the true meaning. and with many sayings they were sciud to different meanings.  as was with the the doubledge sword. having you live by the sword you die by the sword.

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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2016, 11:55:24 am »
> Its like the axe that's had two new blades and three new handles but otherwise is just as it was when grandfather bought it ! !--Australian proverb

I heard a similar one growing up here, but it was a guy who said he had the actual ax used by George Washington to cut down the cherry tree.  It had been through several handles and a couple of blades, but it was the very ax...
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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2016, 12:31:20 pm »
You're a gentleman and a scholar and good judge of horse poop on a rainy day.
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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2016, 10:14:27 pm »
...with all due respect.

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« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2016, 10:28:57 am »
Up sh_ts creek without a paddle.

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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2016, 11:49:54 am »
Divemaster, did you miss reply # 19? I said it nicely. :tongue:   :cheesy: :cheesy:
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2016, 12:27:01 pm »
"Where are we going and what is this handbasket for?"
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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2016, 02:25:43 pm »
Divemaster, did you miss reply # 19? I said it nicely. :tongue:   :cheesy: :cheesy:
Sorry missed it. Never been PC. Come from military family. Told it like it was. :tongue: :shocked: :wink:

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« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2016, 07:29:13 pm »
Up that well known distastefully polluted estuary with no visible means of propulsion.
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« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2016, 01:26:31 pm »
>up that well known distastefully polluted estuary with no visible means of propulsion.

:)

Or...

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« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2016, 07:06:37 pm »
It ain't funny if it's PC!

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