Quotes to remember
I try to find humor in everything. Except maybe rocks, they are just not very funny.
Handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Skinning a squirrel fast is good, doing it with out leaving any hairs on is even better.
Notes on mules ? off mule is away from the driver. Near (neigh) is closet to the driver. Gee-right; Haw-left; Whoa-stop; Get-up-go forward.
Like a dog guarding a bone tree.
Mean as a Doberman in a junk yard.
Change directions faster than a greyhound with six legs.
More fun than watching a fight at a flea market.
You are so hot. Hot as a June bug on the hood of a 57 Chevy. In July.
Slick as a wet catfish.
Lick sweat from a rental bowling shoe.
Sound like thunder and move like lighting.
Sharp a #2 pencil on the first day of school.
See through that like a glass bikini.
Y-you, W-Why, I-In, E-End
Our family is like fudge, Sweet with a few nuts.