Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂

[Ben Framed]

My Wife says I only have two faults.


I never listen, and sometimes else!

[animal]

What's the difference between the business model of a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant ?

one is pho profit and the other naan profit

[Ben Framed]

😁

[Ben Framed]

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.

I ask her, how do you know it was on its way to work?

She hung up on me!

[Ben Framed]

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[Michael Bush]

"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself."--Johann Sebastian Bach

[The15thMember]

"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself."--Johann Sebastian Bach

I personally don't think that's a joke, I think that's a fact.     

[Terri Yaki]

I think this one qualifies. It's kind of funny and sad at the same time. At least it's not as bad as knowing you're going to burn up in the atmosphere on re-entry because a tile got knocked off of your ride during liftoff.

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1829987627186925678

[Terri Yaki]

If this doesn't make you smile, seek help.

https://x.com/buitengebieden/status/1831686923749855243