Hi Folks,
These three guys were golfing, Moses, Jesus and some other old guy.
Moses steps up, tees off. Whack! Hits a terrible shot! Heads for the pond. Moses runs over, waves his club, water parts. Ball rolls along the bottom, onto the green. Jesus says *Fine shot Moses*.
Jesus steps up.
Thwack! Bad shot. Ball heads for the pond. Ball just sits on the water. Jesus strolls up, walks across the water, stands, chips the ball up onto the green. Moses says *You too Jesus. Fine shot.*
The old guy is just taking this all in. He steps up. Hits the worst shot of the three of them. It goes about forty yards in a great curve. Huge wind gust takes it, pushes the ball all the way into the pond, sinks to the bottom. Big carp comes up, grabs the ball in its mouth, leaps three feet into the air. Starling flies out of the woods, grabs the ball right out of the carp?s mouth, flys 325 yards down the fairway, drops the ball onto the green. Squirrel scurries out of a tree, nudges the ball right into the cup for a hole in one.
Jesus turns to the old guy and says, *Nice shot Dad*.