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Title: So many questions so few answers.
Post by: Groundhawg on January 03, 2017, 05:49:48 pm: I am 64 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
Title: Re: So many questions so few answers.
Post by: BeeMaster2 on January 03, 2017, 07:35:20 pm: :cheesy:
Title: Re: So many questions so few answers.
Post by: Dallasbeek on January 03, 2017, 07:42:11 pm: Good one

Why is there a handicap restroom in the Delta Airlines pilots lounge at DFW airport? (At least thrre used to be.)
Title: Re: So many questions so few answers.
Post by: herbhome on January 03, 2017, 08:35:50 pm: AAhhh... the glorious mystery that is life! :smile:
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Post by: erbs honey on May 13, 2017, 12:54:28 am: :happy: :rolleyes: :happy:
Title: Re: So many questions so few answers.
Post by: GSF on June 26, 2017, 09:34:02 am: and just what is Victoria's secret?

...from what I've seen - Victoria ain't got no secret..,
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Post by: Michael Bush on June 26, 2017, 01:08:29 pm: Kind of sounds like the old song...

"What was Wiscon's sin boys, what was Wisocn's sin...
"She stole a New brass key boys, she stole a New brass key...

"What did Io weigh boys, what did Io weigh...
"She weighed a Washing ton boys, she weighed a Washing ton...

"What did Dela wear boys what did Dela wear...
"She wore her New Jersey boys, she wore her New Jersey...

...
Title: Re: So many questions so few answers.
Post by: tycrnp on July 29, 2017, 01:16:30 am: :grin: