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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: GSF on February 07, 2017, 09:59:00 pm
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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary, It means 75% are running around untreated
HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake..,
I am coming to live with you.
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool...
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Welcome to my home..,
that door you kicked in was for your protection - not mine.
Gun control; Buying one when you really want two
Sticks and stones may break my bones..,
but hollow points expand on impact
Teach your daughters to shoot,
because - a restraining order is
just a piece of paper
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Good 'uns! :smile:
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What Herb said. :cheesy:
Jim
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Al funnnee,