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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: salvo on January 25, 2020, 10:48:07 pm
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Hi Folks,
I'm going to retire soon.
or maybe not.
Question: How many days in a retiree's week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, one Sunday
Question: What is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it may take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's never enough time to get anything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: Because it comes with a 10% discount!
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoelaces.
Sal
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And being retired really screws up your weekend!
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What?s a weekend. 😊
Jim Altmiller
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"Re-Tire" To put a new tread on an old tire.
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That is a "recap". It looks good, but is not up to the long haul any more.
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Northerners work and get tired.
Then they work more and get retired.
Us southerners work and get tard.
Then we work more and get retard....ed.
Just look at Ace after he moved south. :tongue: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Just look at Ace after he moved south.
I moved from a liberal state to a more liberal state. :wink:
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Yeah, I see that. I mean, just look at Mar-A-Lago. :wink: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: