I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question
How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?
Gopher gold.
Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
It's Groundhog Day!
Celebrate by reposting your favorite joke!
Just like every other day!
Does anyone know any good groundhog day jokes?
Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...
Can't believe the film Groundhog Day came out 26 years ago....
It feels like yesterday.
I just watched groundhog day for the first time but I don't know how I feel about it.
The story felt very repetitive
Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...
But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.
How do woodchuck?s greet their parents?
With hogs and kisses!
How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses just like everyone else.
Where do ill groundhogs go?
The hogspital
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