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Offline iddee

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Was this Beemaster?
« on: December 13, 2017, 11:48:09 am »
 This story is said to be true: IRS actually commented on this one.
Something to ponder ...... but, still worth a broad smile.

Amazing, but true, if you think about it, and it shows the importance
of accuracy in your tax return.

The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New Jersey after he apparently
Answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the
Question, .. "Do you have anyone dependent on you ?"
The man wrote: ... "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million
crackheads,4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Washington and
the entire group that call themselves Politicians".

IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back was, ... "Who did I leave out ?"
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Was this Beemaster?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2017, 12:14:01 pm »
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Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: Was this Beemaster?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2017, 05:36:00 pm »
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Re: Was this Beemaster?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2017, 07:37:50 pm »
 :happy:
I remember when it first was printed.  I love his answer.
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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