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beecanbee:
A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!"

The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"

The bartender opened his dictionary to `panda`, ? "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

BeeMaster2:
 :sad:

Michael Bush:
>Eats shoots and leaves.

Punctuation can change everything. "Eats, shoots, and leaves."

"Let's eat Grandma"
"Let's eat, Grandma"

Punctuation can save lives...

BeeMaster2:
 :cheesy:

Dallasbeek:
Somebody based a book on that and titled it eats shoots and runs. 

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