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Geoff:


        Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the outback, his wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large dingo stood facing her.

The wife said, ''What are we going to do?''

''Nothing,'' said Ben, ''The dingo got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.''

beecanbee:
Very good!   :happy:

beecanbee:
On the night of a heavy thunderstorm howling through the neighborhood, a couple huddling comfortably in their living room heard the doorbell ringing and loud banging on the door.

When the husband went to find out who on earth was out and about in such weather and why, he first looked through the window and was taken aback to see his soaking wet mother-in-law shivering on the front steps.

He yanked open the front door and said, "OMG, what the heck are you doing out there in such weather?!

Go home!"

eltalia:

Three blokes at the bar were discussing the pros and cons of
marriage;
Harry said: "me MIL was a true angel"
Jimmy said: "herself was the Mother Mary reincarnated"
Bill said: "Crikey youse blokes had all the luck... mine is still alive!"

Bill

BeeMaster2:
 :cheesy:
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