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Offline beecanbee

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Handwriting
« on: August 04, 2017, 06:14:10 am »
A man woke up to his next door neighbor beating his door. He opened it and asked, 'Can I help you?'

The neighbor was very angry and said, 'Last night, your son wrote his name with piss in the snow in my backyard!'

The man says, 'C'mon. Didn't you ever do that when you were a kid? What's the big deal?'

The neighbor says, 'The big deal, is that it's in my daughter's handwriting!'
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

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Re: Handwriting
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2017, 07:26:00 am »
 :cheesy:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

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Re: Handwriting
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2017, 07:44:21 am »
I think it originally came out as Jesse Jackson, with Hillary's handwriting in the White House yard when Bill was in office.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Handwriting
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2017, 06:23:02 pm »
Or maybe Monica`s handwriting....
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson

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Re: Handwriting
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2017, 10:43:22 pm »
LOL!!!   :grin:

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Re: Handwriting
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2017, 08:26:19 pm »
Or maybe Monica`s handwriting....
Yea, I remember that.  :cheesy:
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"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain