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Offline beecanbee

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« on: July 15, 2017, 08:03:38 am »
I saw an old wino yesterday - eating grapes.

I said to him...   "Dude you gotta wait man".
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Re: wino
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2017, 03:16:05 pm »

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Re: wino
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2017, 01:27:31 pm »
That's horrible.., but it doesn't mean I won't use it..,
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2017, 08:33:30 pm »

   This old derelict had his head under the back end of a car when a passer-by tapped him on the shoulder and asked him what was wrong. " Nothing " he said. " Somebody told me there was a wine in the diff "
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