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Offline beecanbee

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lovers lookout point
« on: July 12, 2017, 06:03:21 am »
A teenage girl and boy are sitting at the local lookout point one evening and the girl asks, "Do you wanna see where they took out my appendix?"  Adding as she glanced down in obvious embarrassment? ?It is way down there.?

The young man gets very excited, gulps and says, "Sure!"

She smiles, then lifts her hand, points, and says?

"Do you see those really bright orange lights over there? That's the hospital where they took out my appendix."
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Re: lovers lookout point
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2017, 07:16:37 am »
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain