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Offline beecanbee

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Lady Bovington
« on: July 06, 2017, 12:59:20 am »
The housemaid was listening at the door of young Lady Bovington's bedroom. Lady Bovington had just asked the butler in for a private meeting.

Lady Bovington : "James. I want you to take off my shoes"

James : "Yes, my Lady"

Lady Bovington : "James, I want you to take off my socks"

James : "Yes, my Lady"

Lady Bovington : "Now James, I know this is unusual, but I want you to take off my dress"

James : "Yes, my Lady"

Lady Bovington : "Now James, I want you to slowly remove my stockings and underpants"

James : "Yes, my Lady"

Lady Bovington : "OK James, now pay attention. Stop wearing my clothes around the house !"
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Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Lady Bovington
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2017, 10:30:37 pm »
Very oldy but goody.
Jim
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