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Offline beecanbee

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
« on: June 28, 2017, 09:27:07 am »
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than buffalo bleep. It means someone stole the tent."
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Offline gww

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Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2017, 10:27:58 am »
Tonto and the lone ranger went into a bar.  Pretty soon a man comes in and says "Who owns that big white horse out there, it is about to over heat"  Tonto says "I take care of it kimosabi"  He gets a big peice of cardboard and goes out and runs around the horse using it like a fan.

Pretty soon another guy enters the bar.  He ask "Who owns that big white horse?"

The lone ranger says "I do."  The man says "Well you left your injin running"

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2017, 12:02:05 am »
Good one.  :grin: :grin:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain