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Offline iddee

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I TOLD MY SON
« on: June 24, 2017, 05:15:05 am »
I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.  HE SAID, "NO.
 
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."  HE SAID, "YES."
 
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"  BILL
GATES SAID, "NO.
 
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."  BILL GATES SAID,
"OK"
 
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
HE SAID, "NO"
 
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW"  HE SAID, "OK"
 
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS!

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: I TOLD MY SON
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2017, 05:53:11 pm »
 :cheesy:
So true.
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

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Re: I TOLD MY SON
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2017, 09:34:56 am »
smart!
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: I TOLD MY SON
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2017, 09:15:37 pm »



    Welcome back Wally. Like it ! !
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Re: I TOLD MY SON
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2017, 12:57:01 am »
Wally,

I think you are on to sumpin! :wink:
Neill