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Offline beecanbee

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Did Bubba die?
« on: June 09, 2017, 10:18:50 am »
Bubba unfortunately was burned up pretty bad in a fire and passed away. The medical examiner had to have the body identified so he called in Bubba`s two closest friends, Rodney and Gomer.

The examiner had Rodney go in first, and explained: "I will remove the sheet and we just need you to identify if this is him."

Rodney said "He is pretty burnt up, can you turn him over? " and then, " Nope that ain't him."

Next was Gomer, and he went through the same ritual and also said to the examiner "Could you please turn him over?"   He took a few minutes and finally confirmed: "That's not Bubba."

The medical examiner was curious now, and asked Gomer:  "I am curious, How do you know for sure it's not Bubba?"

"Well because anytime we went anywhere all we ever heard was - There goes Bubba with his two arseholes."
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Re: Did Bubba die?
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2017, 10:32:53 pm »
 :cheesy:
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Offline tycrnp

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Re: Did Bubba die?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2017, 01:14:34 am »
Oldie, but goodie...hahaha!   :cheesy: