A midget woman at the Gynecologist:
She tells the doctor that she feels a strong pain "down there" when it is raining. He examins her but is unable to find anything suspicious, so he tells her to come back again on a rainy day, and maybe then he will be able to help her.
A few days later it is raining and the midget woman has returned for examination, the doctor examines her agian, takes a scalpel, makes a few cuts and asks her to stand up and walk.
"The pain is gone, what have you done to accomplish this?" she asks, and the doctor answers:
"I just shortened your rubber boots."