My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our
toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was
out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter
before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a
shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet
seat.
About that time I got home and
realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without
any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the
toilet seat bolts.
Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the
hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study
how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of
this.).
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by
saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never
seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of
them. I just never saw one mounted and
framed."
Topic: THE TOILET SEAT (Read 1428 times)