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Offline GSF

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Why Mayberry was so peaceful
« on: October 09, 2015, 10:37:06 pm »
It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet....nobody was married.

 Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara...

 In fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.
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Offline mikecva

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Re: Why Mayberry was so peaceful
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 01:25:21 pm »
 :rolleyes: :cheesy:
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Re: Why Mayberry was so peaceful
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2015, 08:20:49 am »
 :grin:
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Re: Why Mayberry was so peaceful
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 09:15:05 am »
 :cool:
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