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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on January 22, 2012, 08:46:29 pm
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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s#*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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:lau:
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Das ist gut!!
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Sehr Gut!!! :-D
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:lau: :lau: :lau:
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:lau: :lau: :lau: :devilbanana:
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That's funny in any language.
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X:X :jerry:
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love it
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"want a cup"
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New braunfels is 20 miles from my house!
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:-D
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gut'un...........................redneck German :-D
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.