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Offline Groundhawg

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Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen
« on: August 15, 2018, 11:49:28 pm »
So I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and from over the fence I could hear a group of patients chanting "Thirteen, Thirteen, Thirteen...". There was a knot hole in the wooden fence and curiosity was killin me, so I eased on over for a better look. As I put my face up near the hole, a broom handle gouged me in the eye pretty hard. Then the chanting immediately changed to "Fourteen, Fourteen, Fourteen...".
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Offline Dallasbeek

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Re: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2018, 07:45:47 pm »
Iddee needs to watch out for you.  That's a good one.
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Offline qa33010

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Re: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2018, 10:43:36 pm »
Love it!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)