Blame

[Michael Bush]

Never blame someone else for the road you walk on.
That's your own asphalt.

Guys, if your marriage fails don't just blame her. It takes 2 people to make a toxic relationship.
Blame her and her mother.

A man stands in line at an ATM in Moscow. After an hour he loses his patience and yells 'Putin is to blame for this I'm going to the Kremlin and kill him!'
30 minutes later he's back in line at the ATM. 'Why are you here again?' 'The line in front of the Kremlin is twice as long as this one...'

don't blame lazy people
they didn't do anything

Mary and Joseph had nobody but themselves to blame for having to spend the night in a stable
They should have known it will be impossible to get last minute accommodation on Christmas.

I tend to blame other people for my problems rather than taking responsibility.
I think it was the way I was raised.

My dad didn?t love me as a child, but I don?t really blame him.
I wasn?t born until he was an adult.

I blame my wife's cooking for my weight gain.
Ever since she started cooking I've been eating out more.

I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.
It?s always her fault.

What's management's favorite keyboard shortcut?
Shift + Blame.

As a metal worker, I always get blamed for passing gas....
Because whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Adam blamed Eve , Eve blamed the serpent, and the serpent didn?t have a leg to stand on.

As a Dad, it breaks my heart to see how quick my kids are to blame others.
They get that from their mother.