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Offline iddee

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Really?
« on: December 11, 2022, 09:18:28 am »
I went to the gas station to get a drink and as I walked up, I noticed these 2 County Deputy Sheriffs watching a woman smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or tweaking, especially with the Officers standing RIGHT there? Being that this gas station a sure bet she was Tweaking.

Anyway, I minded my own business and went in for a drink...As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Man, I?m talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!!

When I got my drink and walked out the door the Officers had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the patrol car...I was thinking, arrested?? I was thinking, Shouldn?t she be in an ambulance, not a patrol car??

Being the nosey person I am, I asked the Officer what they were arresting her for...The Officer looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!"
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Re: Really?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2022, 09:34:11 am »
Well you did think she was tweaking.
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Re: Really?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2022, 11:24:24 am »
 :grin:
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14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.