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Offline iddee

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My new bull
« on: October 05, 2022, 05:30:52 pm »
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. He's a beauty.
 
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days??. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
 
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
 
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Re: My new bull
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2022, 05:48:57 pm »
 :shocked: :cheesy: :cool:

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Re: My new bull
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2022, 08:08:48 am »
but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Are they working?
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Re: My new bull
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2022, 11:52:36 am »
 :wink: :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

 

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