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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on February 13, 2014, 10:09:14 am

Title: Wacko gun control
Post by: iddee on February 13, 2014, 10:09:14 am

It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and balls for my muzzleloader,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer

I still don't think I looked that bad.

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: tefer2 on February 13, 2014, 10:18:17 am

 :lau: :jerry:

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: BeeMaster2 on February 14, 2014, 05:46:49 am

 :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: jayj200 on February 14, 2014, 09:24:29 am

like this

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: hjon71 on February 16, 2014, 06:41:35 am

My idea of gun control is a firm grip.

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: stanisr on February 16, 2014, 01:11:38 pm

I like it :lau:

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: Nico on February 16, 2014, 05:13:13 pm

I agree with HJON 71 as seen on the rear window car sticker " GUN CONTROL- BOTH HANDS ON THE FIREARM"
Nico

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: Dallasbeek on March 05, 2014, 09:38:16 pm

Nico, I like your sentiments, but you poor folks down under let them take your guns away.

We just hope we've learned from your misfortune. 

Good joke, though.


Gary, endowment life member NRA

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: jayj200 on March 05, 2014, 09:54:33 pm

I tell this one a lot

Title: Re: Wacko gun control
Post by: Joe D on March 06, 2014, 01:46:10 am

Iddee, I like the 50 grain pellets, just drop 2 or 3 down the barrel and a Sabot.     Bet she changed her instructions after that.





Joe