Yo Sal !
My wife is different, LOL
Back before wife and I got married, we went to a party some friends of mine were throwing. I wasn't gonna go because I was a little afraid future wifey wouldn't fit in. Lotsa bikers, some somewhat rough around the edges types, and a few that were all rough edges. In short, good fun people. She was like "no, we're gonna go. I'm not going to have you give up your friends over me." What a saint, right?
Anyway, great party out in the county, 150 or so people, lotsa loud Harleys, a few hotrods, a few kegs, innumerable bottles, loud music, fireworks, guns , explosives, occasional partial nudity, other entertainment best not mentioned, you probably get the picture.
So, future wifey hit it off with one of my friend's wives that didn't really approve of the whole thing either .. and made a friend. I went mingling while they were talking girl stuff and at one point got cornered by a biker chick that apparently took a liking to me.
Among other things, she was full of double entendre and had a huge dill pickle in her hand, not exactly eating it but I won't go into that. Mostly I just pretended I didn't understand what she was getting at and was trying my best to get away. She was rather persistent so it seemed like forever before I finally got away from the sticky creature, saw my future wife, and made a bee line to the safety of her company.
She and her friend were laughing their butts off. Come to find out, her friend had seen the girl talking to me and "warned" her that one of the biker chicks was after "her man". My wife's reaction was "Cool. I'm bored and this ought to be fun." Her friend was expecting confrontation and putting the chick in her place ....
but NO ! .... she takes a position where she could watch the whole thing. Friend says something like "aren't you gonna do something?" She says "nope, this'll be better."
So the whole time they were laughing at me trying to squirm away and at biker chick's antics getting shot down.
It's nice that she trusts me, but dang ! she was enjoying me suffer !
And said that
I deserved it for taking her to the party !
SHE was the one that insisted on going !