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Offline BeeMaster2

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3 Parrots for sale.
« on: April 03, 2018, 08:30:38 pm »
A truckers wife walks into a pet store and sees 3 parrots for sale. One was $170.00, another was $150 and the last one was $10.00. She asks the owner why the last one is so cheap. He replies, it used to live in a bleep house. She laughs and buys it any way.
When she gets home and walks in the door the parrot says ?wow, a new bleep house. The wife laughs.
Her two daughters come home and the parrot says ?dang, new girls? and all laugh.
The husband walks in the door and the parrot says ?Hay Joe, I see you found the new location?.
And that?s when the fighting started.

Jim
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Re: 3 Parrots for sale.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2018, 08:48:51 pm »
 :smile: :smile:
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