Mr. Buzz

[Understudy]

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/778586.html

Warning this article could lower your IQ buy 10 points
From the article:
"There are just not bees in the wild anymore," he said. "So anytime you see a bee in your back yard, you need to thank your local beekeeper."
*sigh*

"I just think it's neat to have bees," Ward said. "It's older than the Bible, you know. Bees have been around for a zillion years."
How long is a zillion years?

"We've had the best tomato season this year, ever -- even with the drought," he said. "We are eating tomatoes today that are from my garden."
Umm, tomatoes are a self pollinating plant.  Stop stealing water.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

[indypartridge]

"Customers can get beehives, monthly maintenance and lessons, at prices ranging from $65 to $125 a month."

Interesting business plan.