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Offline D Semple

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Best Friend
« on: January 29, 2016, 05:39:33 pm »
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from  work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another.

Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom.

?Tom what?s going on?? Mark asked.

?It?s my wife Beckie,? Tom replied. ?She ran off with my best friend!?

?Hey wait a second! Said Mark ?Aren?t I your best friend??

?Not any more,? Tom said with a happy smile.

Offline BeeMaster2

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Re: Best Friend
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2016, 04:57:16 am »
 :shocked:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Offline Dallasbeek

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Re: Best Friend
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2016, 12:46:03 pm »
"Free at last!  Free at last!  Thank God I'm free at last!"
 
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"Liberty lives in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no laws, no court can save it." - Judge Learned Hand, 1944

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Re: Best Friend
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2016, 08:45:19 pm »
 :cool: :cool:
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Re: Best Friend
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2016, 09:46:25 pm »
2 days later;

Now I get it!
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

 

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