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Offline BeeMaster2

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Scottish accents
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:33:19 pm »
So I'm in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say , "cool accents, are you 2 ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot." So I said, "OK, are you 2 whales from Scotland?" I don't remember much after that.
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Re: Scottish accents
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2016, 10:43:39 pm »
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When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: Scottish accents
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2016, 11:55:15 pm »
 :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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