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Offline Dallasbeek

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Iddee, where are you?
« on: May 30, 2017, 12:43:07 pm »
Beecanbee is coming up with all these jokes.  Where's iddee when we need him?
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2017, 12:47:54 pm »
 :cheesy:
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2017, 02:25:43 pm »
I have no Iddee(a)...    :cheesy:
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2017, 07:09:14 pm »
I`dd ee-realy like to see more of his too...  :happy:
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2017, 08:37:09 pm »
Been waiting to break the news, but I guess now is as good a time as any. I am slow posting as I'm busy burying my only daughter. She passed about 2 AM this morning after being on life support for a week. I will try to get back on schedule next week.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2017, 09:32:54 pm »
Iddee
I couldn't be sorryer for you.  Wishing you the best that is possible under these conditions.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2017, 10:09:31 pm »
Sorry for your loss.  :sad:
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2017, 10:41:22 pm »

   Condolences from the Helper Downunder and everyone down here Wally.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2017, 11:37:43 pm »
Oh man, Iddee, I'm sorry to here that. Please accept my heartfelt condolences.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2017, 04:01:13 pm by herbhome »
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2017, 12:34:11 am »
Sorry for your loss.  I can't imagine what that is like.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2017, 01:08:12 am »
Wally,
Really sorry to hear that. Take all the time you need. I feel bad. A parent should never have to bury their children. My prayers are with you.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2017, 05:50:14 am »
I am so very sorry for your loss.  Your pain must be unbearable.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2017, 09:56:04 am »
I realize I'm late in finding this out, but just know our hearts and prayers go out for you.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2017, 10:15:27 pm »
Iddee,
I too  am late hearing this tragic news.   My sincere condolences and prayers.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2017, 06:41:26 pm »
Gee, Iddee, I'm so sorry to hear that.  i posted the OP and then ignored the string till now.  I, too, have one daughter (an only child) and can only imagine the pain of such a loss.  Take your time to grieve and know we all are your friends (including Ace, I'm sure).
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2017, 08:08:37 pm »
My condolences for your loss. :(


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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2017, 07:41:13 am »
THANKS for the thoughts, everyone. It's been a month and not getting much easier, but it's time to come back to life and go on.

Dallas, I know Ace and I are friends on one side for sure, and feel we are on the other. He reminds me of Bluebee. We argue day in and day out, but never lost our respect for the other.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2017, 09:31:01 am »
Sorry for your loss Iddee.


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Offline Dallasbeek

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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2017, 08:10:30 pm »
Bump.  Iddee, in this time of bad news all around us, we need some humor.  You da man!
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2017, 08:27:17 pm »
Sorry, nothing funny about this, just pathetic.
 






 


 

 
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2017, 08:46:55 pm »
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : Yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

At this point the husband started crying.

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2017, 08:52:31 pm »
Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2017, 09:27:10 pm »
Couple of good ones, iddee! :grin:
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2017, 12:28:01 am »
 :cheesy:


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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2017, 01:04:04 pm »
Thanks, iddee.   :cool:
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Re: Iddee, where are you?
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2017, 09:24:51 am »
>This monument dedicated to buffalo soldiers, the black regiment formed in 1866 that slaughtered Native Americans.  What the hell do we do with this one?

Yes, I know it's a joke, but I'm sure the Native Americans would think they should be honored as brave soldiers.  Even if what they were ordered to do was misguided.  The same as any brave soldier.
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