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Offline Geoff

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Was that You ? ?
« on: June 03, 2020, 06:39:30 pm »

 

The Road Trip...

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed the trip. She left her glasses  on the
table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before
they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man.

He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses,
the old geezer yelled out to her,
 
 
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card".
 


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Offline CoolBees

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2020, 07:32:46 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 02:12:21 am »
Haa Haa good one Geoff, Its a wonder the lady did not kill him    :shocked:  lol
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Offline iddee

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2020, 07:53:49 am »
Yep, that was me, but you didn't have to tell everybody.   :tongue: :angry:
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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2020, 07:59:08 am »
 :cheesy:
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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2020, 01:02:09 pm »
Quote from: iddee on June 09, 2020, 07:53:49 am
Yep, that was me, but you didn't have to tell everybody.   :tongue: :angry:

I can see that!   :cool: :cheesy:  lol  But I did not tattle this time Uncle Wally!  It was GEOFF!  Are you proud of me?   :shocked:  lol
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Offline JurassicApiary

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2020, 01:10:24 pm »
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