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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: edward on December 18, 2012, 08:32:21 pm

Title: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: edward on December 18, 2012, 08:32:21 pm
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa..

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining..

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,






















 'Wedding Cake.'


mvh edward  :-P
Title: Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: AllenF on December 18, 2012, 09:09:37 pm
 :-D
Title: Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: iddee on December 18, 2012, 09:15:40 pm
True, True, True.
Title: Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: tefer2 on December 18, 2012, 09:17:42 pm
 :-D
Title: Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: D Semple on December 20, 2012, 01:17:33 pm
When the preacher said "till death do you part", I didn't get realize he was giving me a goal.  ;)
Title: Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: edward on December 20, 2012, 01:29:44 pm
 :-D
Title: Re: Watch what you eat, it could kill you
Post by: divemaster1963 on December 20, 2012, 11:24:18 pm
Quote from: D Semple on December 20, 2012, 01:17:33 pm
When the preacher said "till death do you part", I didn't get realize he was giving me a goal.  ;)

Walter is a philosipher. ;)

john