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I no come work today
« on: December 22, 2014, 09:24:06 am »
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: I no come work today
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 11:43:18 am »
 :-D
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Re: I no come work today
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2014, 09:18:54 am »
 :lau:

 

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