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Title: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 25, 2017, 08:55:15 pm
Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?

During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump,
where are you hiding your tax returns?

The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain
they won't be found."

The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?

The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records,
his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources
to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"What's your next question?"
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Captain776 on April 26, 2017, 12:16:55 am
the truth is..........he e mailed his returns to Hillary.......we are not sure what she did with them
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Psparr on April 26, 2017, 02:36:35 pm
I voted for Trump and support him, but I expect him to keep his word and release them once the audit is over. If there is an audit.

I know nothing good will come from them from the MSM. But then he shouldn't have said he would.
Obama lied through his teeth, but you expected that from him.  I don't expect it from Trump.
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Captain776 on April 27, 2017, 04:12:00 am
Put any of the political aspect aside for a minute.
If she was only guilty of 1/2 of what has come out in the last 30 yrs, there is a lot of grounds to prosecute, there is no argument she lied about the email thing, deleted docs and then scrubbed servers after a subpoena demanding they preserve any and all docs, no argument she e nailed and received classified and so did Obama...........and no blood ne is lifting a finger to do anything to her.
It will be very hard to ever prosecute anyone for misusing classified docs, any good lawyer would be citing the Clinton precedent.
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Acebird on April 27, 2017, 08:53:49 am
I don't expect it from Trump.

How many times does he have to lie before you do expect it?  He is slowly becoming part of the Washington swamp and it only took 90 days.  Do you think you will ever see his salary returned to the American people?
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Psparr on April 27, 2017, 09:53:34 am
I don't expect it from Trump.

How many times does he have to lie before you do expect it?  He is slowly becoming part of the Washington swamp and it only took 90 days.  Do you think you will ever see his salary returned to the American people?
I somewhat agree with you. However Hillary was the swamp.
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: gww on April 27, 2017, 10:37:14 am
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However Hillary was the swamp.
Honestly if trump would fix his hair right and put on a pants suit, he would sorta look like hillary.
Cheers
gww
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Kathyp on April 27, 2017, 01:00:10 pm
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Do you think you will ever see his salary returned to the American people?

Already did.  Donated it to the National Park Service.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/03/us/politics/national-park-service-trump-salary.html?_r=0

Yes, Hillary IS the swamp!   :cheesy:
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: iddee on April 27, 2017, 03:47:49 pm
Trump could feed GWW and Acebird steak and caviar and they would both complain the next day because it turned to S**t.
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: divemaster1963 on April 27, 2017, 04:23:03 pm
Iddee . I really really need a pickmeup. Thanks for that. :cool: :cool: :shocked:

John
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: gww on April 27, 2017, 06:36:31 pm
Iddee
I am pretty sure I would like the steak but doesn't caviar always taste like s--t.
Its about time you got your fingers off the lazyboy arm rest :cool:.
Cheers
gww
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Captain776 on April 27, 2017, 09:43:44 pm
No matter what your political affiliation is.........all this distraction makes this country appear weak.

I like the analogy.........wanting the President to fail is like getting on the plane and once in the seat, hoping the pilot crashes.
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Acebird on April 28, 2017, 10:03:56 am
No matter what your political affiliation is.........all this distraction makes this country appear weak.

I like the analogy.........wanting the President to fail is like getting on the plane and once in the seat, hoping the pilot crashes.

Not quite.  It is like getting a drunken pilot off the controls so the co pilot can take over.

The US is nothing without the rest of the world backing our decisions.  Going it alone is a recipe for failure.  We have already failed. Time to fix that.
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Dallasbeek on April 28, 2017, 06:25:12 pm
The rest of the world may hate us.......until they need us. 
Title: Re: WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS....???
Post by: Dallasbeek on April 28, 2017, 06:26:31 pm
By the way, why is this the humore child board??