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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on May 27, 2017, 07:50:33 pm

Title: Lost in the woods
Post by: beecanbee on May 27, 2017, 07:50:33 pm

Two hunters were lost in the woods when the first said to the second: "I heard that if you fire three shots in the air in rapid succession, help will come".

After the second man had quickly fired three shots in the air, they waited for an hour, but no one came.

The first man said "perhaps you are doing it wrong. Please, let me give it a try".

The second man replied "Sorry, but you can`t ... I don`t have any arrows left".

Title: Re: Lost in the woods
Post by: BeeMaster2 on June 01, 2017, 01:17:53 pm

Beecan,
Have you been digging in the archives again? :cheesy:
Jim

Title: Re: Lost in the woods
Post by: beecanbee on June 01, 2017, 02:36:13 pm

Quote from: sawdstmakr on June 01, 2017, 01:17:53 pm

Beecan,
Have you been digging in the archives again? :cheesy:
Jim

Sooo... was that posted before?  Sorry, I will start doing searches before adding...  I have recently joined another forum - for cancer sufferers/survivors, where they didn`t have a humor thread, so I am borrowing from yet another site and re-posting both here and at the cancer forum.  Helps keep my mind off of it....

Title: Re: Lost in the woods
Post by: BeeMaster2 on June 01, 2017, 11:24:12 pm

Beecan,
Don't apologize, it was a good one. Hence the smiley face.
Jim

Title: Re: Lost in the woods
Post by: gww on June 01, 2017, 11:51:56 pm

beecanbee
Good luck
gww