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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => DARK SIDE OF THE MOON => Topic started by: Jerrymac on April 25, 2007, 11:26:38 am

Title: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Jerrymac on April 25, 2007, 11:26:38 am
You have been warned;

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070425/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_aliens1;_ylt=Aq8zZ84fs0jrdXxarKJMrvXMWM0F
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Kathyp on May 03, 2007, 04:18:00 pm
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

i might have already shared this site.  it's one of my favorites  :-)
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Jerrymac on May 03, 2007, 08:10:52 pm
Every time I put the foil over my head I stop hearing the voices and start running into things  :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Michael Bush on May 03, 2007, 09:41:27 pm
I read a great article once.  The title was "Kill them and eat them".  The subtitle was "no matter how bad they taste".  The gist was that anytime a technologically superior culture meets a technologically inferior culture the only ones that get left alone are the cannibals, most of whom are still being left alone while all the friendly Indians have been wiped out.  So what we should do if we ever meet ETs is BBQ them and hopefully their friends will leave us alone because we are too disgusting to mess with.  :)
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Understudy on May 03, 2007, 10:46:13 pm
When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.

That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.

Sincerely,
Brendhan
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: abejaruco on October 07, 2007, 03:31:19 pm
If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? :-D
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Brian D. Bray on October 07, 2007, 07:51:37 pm
I'm not sure but it should do wonders for you pompador.  Better than Bryel Creme.
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: kensfarm on October 14, 2007, 09:30:54 pm
If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? :-D

No.. but the big monster aliens will think you look like a big Hersey's Kiss & eat you! 
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: KONASDAD on November 26, 2007, 04:54:16 pm
When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.

That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.

Sincerely,
Brendhan

 Its just a sales pitch. Fat people are unhealthy! Even alians would know that! Dangerous to BBQ as they create grease flare-ups!
Title: Re: How to prepare for alien invasion
Post by: Cindi on November 27, 2007, 10:36:03 am
Konasdad, now that was a funnneeeeee.  Grease fires are a bummer.  Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi