Welcome, Guest

Author Topic: Jokes and Funnies  (Read 4326 times)

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Jokes and Funnies
« on: October 29, 2023, 10:13:08 am »
I looked around and much to my surprise, there is no jokes or funnies thread? If there is, just move this to it and we shall carry on.

Anyhow, I get my share of X (formerly known as Twitter) and sometimes there just some funny stuff on there, here's one of them. 'Wait for it' as we say when you gotta see the ending.

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1718296610818388238

Offline animal

  • Field Bee
  • ***
  • Posts: 959
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2023, 10:18:28 am »
"Humor is a funny thing" below coffee house, then 2A, then Constitution, and you're there. Ben's kill your wife joke that you commented on was in it.  :smile:

My bet is Kathy or 15th will be coming along and move this there soon. Females cleaning stuff up ya know, natural proclivity. Well, would've been my bet if I hadn't said something, that is.
It's like when you want a sammich ... leave the stuff on the counter but don't say anything. If you can manage a stomach growl you're golden .. otherwise they may get confused and put the stuff up, but say something, and they won't make the sammich.


and, gotta appreciate a well-executed strike LOL :cheesy:
« Last Edit: October 29, 2023, 12:00:09 pm by animal »
Avatar pic by my oldest daughter (ink and watercolor)

Offline Ben Framed

  • Global Moderator
  • Universal Bee
  • *******
  • Posts: 12204
  • Mississippi Zone 7
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2023, 11:12:46 am »
just one example of many, of what you will find in the humor section,  "HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING"

https://beemaster.com/forum/index.php?topic=51840.msg460688#msg460688
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2023, 12:00:10 pm »
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I guess this one can be deleted or moved, whatever the mods desire.

Offline animal

  • Field Bee
  • ***
  • Posts: 959
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2023, 12:06:24 pm »
They're pretty laid back here. Besides, by the "rules", I think this could fit here and in at least 2 other categories.

My wife and I got a real kick out of the video, btw. (reminded me of our vicious little daughters when they were that age)  :cool:
Avatar pic by my oldest daughter (ink and watercolor)

Offline animal

  • Field Bee
  • ***
  • Posts: 959
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2023, 12:39:31 pm »
quote, 15th
"This topic has been moved to HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING, because I do my job irrespective of whether animal pokes fun at me for doing so.  ;D"
 
:shocked: YOU GO GIRL !

did ya notice that Ben left it on the counter, so to speak  :cheesy:
Avatar pic by my oldest daughter (ink and watercolor)

Online The15thMember

  • Global Moderator
  • Galactic Bee
  • *******
  • Posts: 4338
  • Gender: Female
  • Traveler of the Multiverse, Seeker of Knowledge
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2023, 12:49:25 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy:  I did notice, but I'm more organized than he is.  :cool:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.

Offline animal

  • Field Bee
  • ***
  • Posts: 959
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2023, 01:02:21 pm »
or maybe he just left it out for one of the girls ?

what about this one ? or YOU GO DUDE ! :cheesy:


https://beemaster.com/forum/index.php?topic=56887.msg522744#msg522744
Avatar pic by my oldest daughter (ink and watercolor)

Offline Ben Framed

  • Global Moderator
  • Universal Bee
  • *******
  • Posts: 12204
  • Mississippi Zone 7
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2023, 01:12:09 pm »
quote, 15th
"This topic has been moved to HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING, because I do my job irrespective of whether animal pokes fun at me for doing so.  ;D"
 
:shocked: YOU GO GIRL !

did ya notice that Ben left it on the counter, so to speak  :cheesy:

:cheesy: :cheesy:  I did notice, but I'm more organized than he is.  :cool:


lol, Since Terris' question; Ben has, or should I say,(had), been 'busy' working on the many "what day it is" jokes in the HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING heading. (There are about 4 pages of Specified
"What day it is stuff" there), which is smothering out the other good (normal jokes).

By organizing and placing 'all of the specified' "what day it is stuff" under one title will take some time and doing, in order to organize all of that under one specific title .;   

But; Since Reagan is so good at organizing, I have 'now' decided to leave it to her and let her do it!  :shocked:  :wink: :cool:   :grin:

"Thank you both!!!"  :cheesy:
















« Last Edit: October 30, 2023, 11:40:10 am by Ben Framed »
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Online The15thMember

  • Global Moderator
  • Galactic Bee
  • *******
  • Posts: 4338
  • Gender: Female
  • Traveler of the Multiverse, Seeker of Knowledge
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2023, 03:20:11 pm »
what about this one ? or YOU GO DUDE ! :cheesy:
I did think that was a little bit of a liner, but it could have generated some sort of legitimate serious discussion.  It didn't, which is fine.  :grin:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2023, 06:22:36 pm »

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2023, 01:14:34 pm »
This is no joke but it is kind of funny and might even fit well in another thread but I couldn't figure out which one.

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1719680695679828094

salvo

  • Guest
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2023, 03:01:05 pm »

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2023, 07:35:35 am »

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2023, 07:21:51 pm »

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2023, 09:47:29 am »

Online Terri Yaki

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1144
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2023, 11:36:25 pm »
I had a cat that knew that the doorknob was the secret and it was funny to watch her stretch up and hit it. She was unable to close the deal though.

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1736942219519459435

Offline .30WCF

  • Queen Bee
  • ****
  • Posts: 1124
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2023, 08:13:27 pm »



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Offline Ben Framed

  • Global Moderator
  • Universal Bee
  • *******
  • Posts: 12204
  • Mississippi Zone 7
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2023, 08:32:16 pm »
Uuuuu lol
Good one!
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

Offline BeeMaster2

  • Administrator
  • Universal Bee
  • *******
  • Posts: 13436
  • Gender: Male
Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2023, 08:58:56 am »
If that was in Baker County, I would be paying him a visit one night to put out the electrical fire. 😡
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

 

anything