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Offline beecanbee

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Magician
« on: September 06, 2017, 06:16:33 pm »
A magician on a Mexican cruise ship, for his last performance, said that he would disappear on the count of three.

He said, 'uno, dos...' and poof.

He immediately disappeared without a tres.  Never to be seen again.

Some wondered if he had gone overboard.
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Offline Psparr

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Re: Magician
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2017, 12:31:01 am »
Ha ha.
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Offline BeeMaster2

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Re: Magician
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2017, 04:03:55 pm »
 :cheesy:
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Offline tycrnp

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Re: Magician
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2017, 10:33:01 pm »
LOL!!!   :grin:
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