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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on October 10, 2020, 08:46:43 pm

Title: Would be funny if not true
Post by: iddee on October 10, 2020, 08:46:43 pm

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year-old Virginia farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the older man.

Eventually the topic got around to the upcoming election and the possibility that Biden could be elected president.

The farmer shook his head in agreement and replied, "Yeah! Well, 'ya' know, old Biden is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a 'post turtle' was?

He explained, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top. That there's a post turtle."

Seeing a puzzled look on the doctor's face, he continued, "He doesn't belong up there and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Title: Re: Would be funny if not true
Post by: BeeMaster2 on October 11, 2020, 10:25:02 am

 :cheesy:
Fits Biden perfectly.