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Offline GSF

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Irish Alzheimer's
« on: April 14, 2016, 07:45:01 am »
IRISH ALZHEIMER'S


Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell

down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After

Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad

ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"



Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father.  A while back, I

misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that

McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church

every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during

Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I

was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."


The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal

McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten

Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's

hat after all!


With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and

said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided

you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell ?"


Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked

about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where

I left me hat."
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: Irish Alzheimer's
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2016, 01:14:32 pm »
 :smile: That's funny, I don't care who you are! :smile:
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Re: Irish Alzheimer's
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2016, 07:26:14 am »
 :grin: :grin: :grin:
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