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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #120 on: July 23, 2022, 04:42:23 pm »
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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #121 on: July 23, 2022, 07:20:53 pm »
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV

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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2022, 01:38:10 am »
Hi Folks,

My wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl.

I didn't even know she could bowl!

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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #123 on: August 08, 2022, 12:36:18 am »
OK! So a Scotsman comes to New Hampshire to do some skiing.

At the end of the day he heads to the bar where a giant taxidermied moose head hangs above the mantle.

"Gude Laird" says the Scot. "Wotts aht?"

The bartender says "It's a moose."

The Scot says. "If that's a moose, how big are yer cats?"

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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #124 on: August 08, 2022, 01:51:21 am »
Good one Sal!  :grin:

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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV