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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2021, 08:44:22 am »
Hi Folks,

Reports in from Europe: Eating vegan food is the recipe for a healthy, good and long life, says the 4 nutritionists from Norway aged 26-28

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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #81 on: May 19, 2021, 06:36:32 pm »
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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #82 on: May 19, 2021, 07:00:16 pm »
Before you become to critical,  consider, they could have accidently got into some gmo (Genetically Modified Organism) veggies!!!   :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:    :cheesy: :wink:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2021, 10:11:37 pm »
Hi Folks,

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« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2021, 11:06:02 pm »


Good one Sal  :grin:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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« Reply #85 on: May 27, 2021, 03:01:41 pm »
Hi Folks,

Gotta LAUGH!!!

Atlanta councilman running for mayor who voted for 'Defund the Police' measure is dragged down the road and almost killed by kids as young as seven who stole his Mercedes during day.

Please click the link:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=atlanta+councilman+car+stolen&&view=detail&mid=31D1D1091E7DE18B023831D1D1091E7DE18B0238&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Datlanta%2Bcouncilman%2Bcar%2Bstolen%26FORM%3DHDRSC3

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« Reply #86 on: June 14, 2021, 09:53:34 pm »
Hi Folks,

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight,

so I decided to post this while I'm waiting for the water to boil.

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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2021, 10:11:49 pm »
Hi Folks,

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight,

so I decided to post this while I'm waiting for the water to boil.

Sal

Thats rough Sal lol
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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« Reply #88 on: June 22, 2021, 05:05:34 pm »
Hi Folks,

A little bit of friendly advice that can work for you:

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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #89 on: June 22, 2021, 08:23:59 pm »
Hi Folks,

A little bit of friendly advice that can work for you:

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Right Sal !!!   :wink: In that case the joke is on us guys! Tell her she is overreacting and get ready for burned biscuits!!  lol  :wink:
Try that with your honey!!  :shocked: :cheesy: :wink:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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« Reply #90 on: July 20, 2021, 05:18:40 pm »
Hi Folks,

A little bit o' culture goes a long way 'round here.

In the Broadway production of Ballyhoo of 1932, Willie Howard (1886-1949) and his brother Eugene Howard (1891-1965) played in a skit where a soap-box orator told some Columbus Circle (New York City) bums about the glories of Communism. *Comes the revolution,* the orator declared, *everyone would live the good life and eat strawberries and cream*.

*I don?t like strawberries and cream!* responded one of his listeners.

*Comes the revolution,* the orator declared, *You?ll eat strawberries and cream?and like it!*


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Re: Ok Friends, time for a new clean joke! 🙂
« Reply #91 on: July 27, 2021, 12:12:23 am »
I was looking as some Si Robertson Jokes and came across this in the comments.  Some of these folks em lol. Take this girl for instance.

"You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4." 
Darynda Jones

Goodness Darynda!!!  Woo Wee
She must be one tough gal!

I think she meant with a 2 by 4
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For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.