A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat. It says on the envelope, "DO NOT BEND ". She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A woman phones her blonde neighbour and says, "Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replies, "Well, the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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