A Texan rancher comes to Vermont on vacation and spots a Vermont farmer working. The Texan decides to stop and chat. The Texan is doing all the talking and the Vermont farmer just keeps working.
Finally, the Texan brags "I can get in my truck and drive all day, all night and part of the next day and not get to the end of my ranch". The Vermont farmer looks up and says " Yeah, Had a truck like that once. Got rid of it."
You have to be a New Englander to understand.
Topic: Vermont Farmer (Read 2718 times)