Want a day off from school don't call in a bomb threat. Open a locker with bees.

[Understudy]

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2007/oct/09/bees_cause_buzz_estero_high/
Yes, it's Florida again.

Bees at school. We need metal detectors, police, and empty jars so we can have some place to put the honey.

Sincerely,
Brendhan